Peeps Meme: DUH Agents

AN: I wrote the names without any single idea about the question. Seriously. Ganked this from Xander.
If anybody felt insulted in any manner or degree, please do tell me. Cheers.

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Name 5 people you can think of right off the top of your head, then answer the questions that follow...

1. Xander
2. Alex
3. Neil
4. Maye
5. Nananeth

1. How did you meet #2
--DUH. He's my superior.
2. What would you do if 3 and 5 were going out?
---Weird. They already ARE.
3. How long have you known number 2?
--Since I joined DUH, which was like five years ago.
4. How well do you know 5?
--Enough to know that she should never be given a latte every morning.
5. What would you do if 4 confessed they loved you?
--4?! Noo!!! She's my sister!! Ack!! Incest!!! I only do boy love!!!!
6. Three facts about number one..
--Classified info except for this: *he's mine.*
7. Who is 2 going out with?
--I don't honestly know. Last time I heard he got dumped.
8. What does 5 do for a living?
--Same as I do. Kill dreams.
9. Would you live with 3?
--If 5 allows me to, then yes. He owns a billiard pool. :D
10. What's your favorite thing about number 2?
--He's the twin of 1.
11. What do you like about number 4?
--Well, she's my exact compliment.
12. What would you do if number 2 died?
--I would seriously cry.
13. Do you miss number 1?
--Honestly yes. We haven't done missions for weeks. We do keep in touch via YM, though. [So sad. Sniff.]
14.Where's question number 15?
--Ack.
16. Ever got mad at number 1?
--Sometimes. You can't help it if he's a jerk at times.
18. Have you ever slept over at 5's house?
--Yes. And I nearly fell down the stairs the last time I went there.
19. Do you think number 4 is attractive?
--I'm biased, so yes. She's HOT.
20. What would you do if someone killed number 1?
--Damn you. Darn you. Kill you. Send you to the depths of hell and kill you there again.